My Coworker Turned Me Into an AI Song

One of my coworkers has a habit of using AI to be creative in the most unhinged, wonderful ways — and this week the target was me. They fed some inside jokes into a music model and came back with a full-blown anthem, mixed and mastered like a real track, cover art included.

I will not do it justice by describing it. Just press play.

(Streaming only, by design — this one's staying on the page, not in your downloads folder.)

Completely unrelated but also completely related: the Tour de France starts soon and I am far too excited about it. I'll be glued to the coverage watching Mathieu van der Poel do whatever chaotic, breakaway nonsense he does best.